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Ploaia suceveana. Profesorul de fizica

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 23, 2008, 3:03 AM
As'noapte a plouat in Suceava. A plouat mult si bine. Si picaturile de ploaie lovind pervazul, lovindu-l asa cum l-au mai lovit de mii de ori, faceau un zgomot prea familiar mie. Mi s-a facut dor de trecut.
Si m-am apucat sa ma uit printre lucrurile vechi dintr-un dulap. Am dat printre altele de o carte cu bancuri sau glume, veche tare, o carte pe care tin minte ca o citeam cu mare placere cand eram mica. Si tin minte de asemenea ca in clasa a noua sau a zecea, profesorul meu de fizica din liceu, domnul Lungu, a venit intr-o zi la ora lui cu cartea asta. Si ne-a citit din ea. E un om rar domnul Lungu, daca aprecia si apreciaza umorul de genul asta. Imi amintesc cu mare drag de el, mai ales pentru ora aceea cand ne-a citit din carte.

La intamplare:

-Daca-ti dau 12 mere si-ti cer sa-i dai jumatate fratiorului tau, cate-ti mai raman? intreba invatatorul.
-Opt.
-Nu stii impartirea?
-Eu o stiu, dar fratiorul meu nu.

-De ce plange crocodilul? intreba profesorul.
-Ii este dor de Nil, raspunse Mitica.

-Care este cel mai modest animal?
-Molia, deoarece se hraneste numai cu gauri.

-As dori o lucrare serioasa, daca se poate, istorica.
-Iata "Ultimele zile ale Pompeiului"!
-De ce boala a murit?
-De o eruptie.

-Va rog, un tort ars, ceru o eleva la cofetarie.
-De ce ars? se mira vanzatoarea.
-Ca sa creada parintii mei ca eu l-am facut.

-Maestre, doresc un portret frumos si asemanator! i se adresa o cucoana unui pictor.
-Cu placere, dar cand doriti sa fie gata cele doua tablouri?

-Bade, imi dai voie sa-ti pictez oile? se adresa un pictor unui cioban.
-Ba eu nu, ca apoi nu le mai pot vinde lana, riposta ciobanul.

Marius Chicos Rostoganul: - Spune, Popescule, ce-i muzica!
Elevul: -Muzica este care canta, domnule.
Profesorul: -Nu asa, loaza! Da-ne numai ghecat ghefinitia clara si aghevarata.
Elevul: -Muzica iaste aceea care gadila urechile intr-un mod placut.

La pescuit, Gica, vazand ca tatal sau scoate in loc de pesti mereu cate un obiect:un pantof, o cratita, o palarie, zise:
-Hai, taticule, sa plecam de aici. Locuieste cineva sub apa.

la o casa de comanda suna telefonul.
-Alo, primiti comenzi?
-Da.
-Stanga-mprejur!


PS: Un club din care mi-e drag sa fac parte :iconsuceava-club:

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~cooties-galore:iconcooties-galore: 1 day 23 hours ago
thank you as well, for the oranges! :)
*iram:iconiram: 2 days 20 hours ago
thank you so much! :orange::orange:

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*svaynstaynger:iconsvaynstaynger: 4 days 15 hours ago
:thanks:

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bu da geçer ya HU!
~alessia05:iconalessia05: 4 days 18 hours ago
Uhm ...:blush: dinainte de august n`am mai multumit pentru favs , pana acum...stiu ca e tarziu, dar zic eu,mai bine decat niciodata

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~cooties-galore:iconcooties-galore: 4 days 21 hours ago
Cu placere...:hug:
M-am uitat acum si eu ti-am dat :+fav: in august 2007...sunt doar curioasa: de ce tocmai acum imi multumesti? :wow:
~Lyttah:iconLyttah: May 3, 2008, 10:45:40 PM
Thank you very much!
~alessia05:iconalessia05: Apr 30, 2008, 2:53:19 PM
Multumesc frumos pentru favul la Flowers's Tears :hug: Ma bucur tare mult ca iti place :aww:

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*Kiiiiiiiiii:iconKiiiiiiiiii: Apr 23, 2008, 5:53:16 PM
Multumesc frumos de fav. :heart:

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=ftpaddict:iconftpaddict: Apr 23, 2008, 2:19:04 AM
I'll hold you to it ;)

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~cooties-galore:iconcooties-galore: Apr 23, 2008, 1:19:03 AM
Merci :)
Cand o sa fiu eu presedintele lumii nu o sa te uit. :)
=ftpaddict:iconftpaddict: Apr 23, 2008, 12:49:04 AM
Well good luck with that.

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~cooties-galore:iconcooties-galore: Apr 22, 2008, 2:36:13 PM
i'm still pondering...i plan to take over the world!
Lhug:
~cooties-galore:iconcooties-galore: Apr 18, 2008, 12:14:45 PM
you're welcome
and thanks to you too :)
~CountElmo:iconCountElmo: Apr 17, 2008, 9:20:49 AM
Thx for adding Alas My Lost Love & Alas my lost love II to your favourites!

Greatly appreciated!

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=ftpaddict:iconftpaddict: Apr 17, 2008, 6:13:46 AM
PIIIICTUUUURES! :(

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~mdivad:iconmdivad: Apr 16, 2008, 8:29:30 AM
thanks for the fav on "the walk"

& great gallery you have :)

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~Anotheroutsider:iconAnotheroutsider: Apr 15, 2008, 7:33:20 AM
Multumesc din nou pentru fav :thanks:

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~zambet-in-palma:iconzambet-in-palma: Apr 13, 2008, 9:21:45 PM
:sun:

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~Anotheroutsider:iconAnotheroutsider: Apr 10, 2008, 1:07:45 PM
saru-mana pentru fav :boogie:

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~fripturici:iconfripturici: Apr 10, 2008, 9:13:50 AM
multumesc frumos :)

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*edredon:iconedredon: Apr 8, 2008, 12:15:57 AM
Many thanks :)

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